February 2009
15 posts
CHOPPED & SCREWED: Episode 4: Recession Ramen
When the going gets tough, the tough get their broke asses to the store to pick up some Ramen. You needn’t punish yourselves though. This isn’t freshman year and you don’t have enough money for weed to make eating a microwaved Ramen meal acceptable. Don’t fret babyboy, we got your back.
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CHOPPED & SCREWED Episode 3: Stag Night Steak
Sometimes you can’t always cook for a fine honey dip. Sometimes you have to put in time with your crew. We know how cumbersome and awkward this can become without enough booze or weed. Check out this latest installment on how to shock the clique with a sick steak meal. It’s perfect for the winter when you’re hanging with each...
NO: SHITTY “SUB CULTURE”
Here at Y/N we’re big on acknowledging the 21st Century. This means also acknowledging that there’s no “normal” anymore as well as no real sub-culture worth blogging about. Anyway that being said the Vivian Girls are just plain bad. Both live, on record and certainly in interviews. Just cuz they’re girls in a band...
YES: MARCO
Marco Pierre White, who took the reins of the UK’s Hell’s Kitchen (formerly hosted by Gordon Ramsay) is now getting his own show in The Colonies, “The Chopping Block.” The title is adequately severe without being as in-your-face mass appeal as “Hell’s Kitchen,” much like White as opposed to Ramsay. While MPW is definitely insane, he does seem...
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YES: A TIGHT VIDEO, NO: SOME GREEDY BASTARDS
Here’s a little video made by one of Y/N’s valuable tech support peeps (you don’t get a manual when you pirate Final Cut) highlighting some devilment by developers on those Carolina Coasts. What’s not tight is houses like this are guaranteed to be destroyed by hurricanes, so only the government will insure them, and last time I...
YES: NO HEROES NO HONEYMOONS
Zulu Pearls is probably the best shit you’ve never heard of. We’d like to take this opportunity to be the first to blog hype this group and their new record “No Heroes No Honeymoons” all the way to the top and back into obscurity. Check out this weird Hi-8 promo for it.
CHOPPED & SCREWED: Episode 2: Da Bomblette
Here you go playa, hook up your hook up with an omlette in the morning. Joey drops knowledge on two styles, an omlette for a throw away and one for the future “Mr./Mrs. Right Now.”
NO: WASTING EVERYBODY’S TIME
What the fuck is this noise? This dude actually got Project Pat (who rules) to come to his little (Williamsburg Brooklyn, no doubt) apartment and “chill” which is actually just some sort of some attempt at irony-punching the viewer (Williamsburg Brooklyn, no doubt). Why would you just play some stupid ass record of DIXIE (are you trying to relate...
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CHOPPED & SCREWED: Episode 1: BruXXL Sprouts
How to cook up sprouts three different ways in under twenty minutes. Be the first one in your clique to get delicious and nutritious!