YES: TITS VS. TEATS*
The other night for no apparent reason It somehow came into my head that Titanic had beaten Babe out for the Academy Award for best picture in whatever year that would have happened. This kind of irked me and when I brought it up with some people most of them seemed to think Titanic was the better film. I think babe should have won (Celine Dion vs three cute-ass mice? COME ON!) As my ire rose I decided to send a mass-text-poll and see what a few people had to say. Overall the polls showed 11-6 in Babe’s favor, here are some favorite text-responses:
“Babe for sure. That’ll do pig.”
“Titanic babes!”
“The Foot Fist Way”
“Tits in Titanic”
Anyway as it turns out Babe actually lost to Braveheart in 1995 while in 1997 Titanic beat out Good Will Hunting and As Good as it Gets, two great movies. Sorry if that text woke you up.
*Special thanks to Jean for this clever phrasing
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