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Mar 09 2009 ∞
NO: ELEVATION BURGER So here come’s the new Baja Fresh of burgerdom, Elevation Burger.  Straight up this food is worse than what you would get on the fuckin Amtrak.  The burger looked like it was cut out of a slab with a cookie cutter and then poached in pee.  It tasted like newspaper. Shoestring fries deepdizzled in olive oil?  Blech.  My malt was aight but there’s just no way I would ever go back (except a malatov cocktail throught the window) and no reason why anyone should go here when there’s Five Guys.  The whole place stunk like a fucking hospital cafeteria and no awesome music with which to serenade your burger.  Just the lifeless zombies behind the counter and the nerdherd eating their shit that makes them feel good becuase it’s a “not-as-bad-for-you burger.”  Look man, its a CHEESEBURGER, its not going to be healthy, and if you are gonna use good ingredients, cook that shit right with all the organic fat at your disposal, otherwise you are just half-steppin.  And they think they are better than Five Guys?  A wise man said, when considering returning to EB: “I’d rather get fucked by five guys.”  TRUPHE

NO: ELEVATION BURGER

So here come’s the new Baja Fresh of burgerdom, Elevation Burger.  Straight up this food is worse than what you would get on the fuckin Amtrak.  The burger looked like it was cut out of a slab with a cookie cutter and then poached in pee.  It tasted like newspaper. Shoestring fries deepdizzled in olive oil?  Blech.  My malt was aight but there’s just no way I would ever go back (except a malatov cocktail throught the window) and no reason why anyone should go here when there’s Five Guys.  The whole place stunk like a fucking hospital cafeteria and no awesome music with which to serenade your burger.  Just the lifeless zombies behind the counter and the nerdherd eating their shit that makes them feel good becuase it’s a “not-as-bad-for-you burger.”  Look man, its a CHEESEBURGER, its not going to be healthy, and if you are gonna use good ingredients, cook that shit right with all the organic fat at your disposal, otherwise you are just half-steppin.  And they think they are better than Five Guys?  A wise man said, when considering returning to EB: “I’d rather get fucked by five guys.”  TRUPHE

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